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Blonde Joke... [ another funnny joke ]

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his pretty blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went....

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever....

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’.”

Funny - Don't go outside and enjoy nature !

Don't just sit around the house...
Get out and enjoy nature.

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Aw look at the pretty birds Honey.....

Funny Scary Football teeth - OMG!!!!!

OH My God!

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This is what happens when kids play sports.....

No, just kidding.

Apparently my son wants to break the tooth fairy bank, he can't loose one tooth at a time - he has to loose them one right after the other. The latest tooth to fall out was during flag football practice. His teeth protection guard apparently was loosening his loose tooth even more and he gave me a scare when he ran over to me with a bloody tooth.


Ofcourse he was too chicken to let me pull it out, so what did he do?
He yanked it out himself.... don't know if I should be proud or scared?
But I did take some wonderful pictures!

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This picture should go up on my wall for all to see.

FUN holiday recipes - YUM


Holidays are here again.
Try out these wonderful treats and recipes!

Like it or not we like to eat [ i do ] why not make it fun for the family.

Animal cup cake recipe
potato mice fun recipe
banana bites chocolate recipe
apple & chicken curry recipe
multi colored meringues
peanut butter bears
cheeseburger pizza pie
how to make cake look like pumpkin

Obama appoints "Devout Muslim" ..????

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Well, boys and girls, today the fox is guarding the hen house. The wolves will be herding the sheep!
Obama appointed two devout Muslims to homeland security posts.

Obama and Janet Napolitano appointed Arif Alikhan, a devout Muslim, as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development. DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano swore-in Kareem Shora, a devout Muslim, who was born in Damascus, Syria, as ADC National Executive Director as a member of the Homeland Security Advisory Council (HSAC).

NOTE: Has anyone ever heard a new government official being identified as a devout Catholic, a devout Jew or a devout Protestant...? Just wondering.

Devout Muslims being appointed to critical Homeland Security positions? Doesn't this make you feel safer already?? That should make our home land much safer, huh!?

Was it not "Devout Muslim men" that flew planes into U.S. buildings 8 1/2 years ago? Was it not a Devout Muslim who killed 13 at Fort Hood ?
Please forward this important information to any who cares about the future of our Country.
Checked this on Snopes.com

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Life can be so cruel. House full of people and all you want is some privacy - you know. Come on, atleast when your in the bathroom. For godness sake can't a man have some peace when he is on his thrown.....LOL

Verizon Wireless changes "Employee Discount" Program

Here is something interesting and tricky.

Verizon Wireless is changing or has already changed it's employee discount program.

In my opinion, what they have done is basically forced people's hands to sign up for thier website and sign up for "paperless" billing.

Here are the detials:

Verizon basically keeps the same agreement with your employer as far as discount goes.
But, if you have not signed up to "myverizon" or if have not signed up for "paperless" billing you will lose 3% of your "Employee Discount".

So if you want to keep your full discount, you have to sign up for the above mentioned requirements.

Not a big deal for most, except that they have not gone out of thier way to "announce" or advertise this change and are waiting for customers to realize the change [ meaning bill will be higher ] and are giving thier sales reps a script to feed to customers who walking complianing about the change and loss of 3% savings.

So please pass it along. Tell your friends and let them know.
Personally, I think this is just a way of Verizon forcing customers to go paperless - becuase it's good for the invoirment or if your like me [ you believe ] thier hoping non-tech people who go paperless will not complian about false or errors in billing becuase they do not have a paper bill to review.

but thats just me....

Things are better the second time around ?????

I don't know, maybe there is some truth to this - nah,
it just sounds funny....HA, ha... sorry honey...

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Verizon Wireless Trade-in Program

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VZW Trade-in program

Overview
Have a used phone you don’t use anymore? The Verizon Wireless Trade-In Program empowers our customers (and potential customers) to get value out of their used device. Effective September 30, 2010 this program will provide an online trade-in service where customers are presented with the option of receiving a VZW Gift Card or donating to HopeLine, which supports victims of domestic violence.
Using the self-serve website, customers can determine the value of their device, submit a trade-in request, and track the status until the VZW Gift Card is received. At the trade-in website, customers can
1. Appraise to determine the value of the device.
2. Accept the option to receive a VZW Gift Card or donate to HopeLine.
3. Arrange for shipment of the appraised device to the Trade-In Support Center.
4. Verify information and submit the request.

Benefits
For the customer:
Receive value for a used device from any wireless carrier
Peace of mind that the equipment will be reused or recycled

About the Program:
Have a used device you don’t need anymore? The Verizon Wireless Trade-In Program allows you to get value out of your used device and help the environment at the same time.

Here’s how it works: By providing the manufacturer, model and condition of your device, you can determine how much your used device is worth. After appraising your device, mail it within 30 days in the self-addressed, prepaid envelope we send you. If your device’s value is greater than $0, you will receive a Verizon Wireless gift card for that amount. If the device’s appraised value is $0, we encourage you to donate it to the Verizon Wireless HopeLine. Verizon Wireless’ HopeLine program collects no-longer used wireless devices, batteries and accessories and turns these unused wireless devices into support for victims of domestic violence.

Three ways to access the program
1. URL: www.trade-in.vzw.com
2. Global navigation on verizonwireless.com and My Verizon web pages
3. “Learn More About” on verizonwireless.com self-serve page
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