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Blonde Joke... [ another funnny joke ]

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his pretty blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went.... As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.... Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’.”

Funny - Don't go outside and enjoy nature !

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Don't just sit around the house... Get out and enjoy nature. Aw look at the pretty birds Honey.....

Funny Scary Football teeth - OMG!!!!!

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OH My God! This is what happens when kids play sports..... No, just kidding. Apparently my son wants to break the tooth fairy bank, he can't loose one tooth at a time - he has to loose them one right after the other. The latest tooth to fall out was during flag football practice. His teeth protection guard apparently was loosening his loose tooth even more and he gave me a scare when he ran over to me with a bloody tooth. Ofcourse he was too chicken to let me pull it out, so what did he do? He yanked it out himself.... don't know if I should be proud or scared? But I did take some wonderful pictures! This picture should go up on my wall for all to see.

FUN holiday recipes - YUM

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Holidays are here again. Try out these wonderful treats and recipes! Like it or not we like to eat [ i do ] why not make it fun for the family. Animal cup cake recipe potato mice fun recipe banana bites chocolate recipe apple & chicken curry recipe multi colored meringues peanut butter bears cheeseburger pizza pie how to make cake look like pumpkin

Obama appoints "Devout Muslim" ..????

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Well, boys and girls, today the fox is guarding the hen house. The wolves will be herding the sheep! Obama appointed two devout Muslims to homeland security posts. Obama and Janet Napolitano appointed Arif Alikhan, a devout Muslim, as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development. DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano swore-in Kareem Shora, a devout Muslim, who was born in Damascus, Syria, as ADC National Executive Director as a member of the Homeland Security Advisory Council (HSAC). NOTE: Has anyone ever heard a new government official being identified as a devout Catholic, a devout Jew or a devout Protestant...? Just wondering. Devout Muslims being appointed to critical Homeland Security positions? Doesn't this make you feel safer already?? That should make our home land much safer, huh!? Was it not "Devout Muslim men" that flew planes into U.S. buildings 8 1/2 years ago? Was it not a Devout Muslim who killed 13 at Fort Hood ? Please forward this important information to any wh

bathroom joke comic and life

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Life can be so cruel. House full of people and all you want is some privacy - you know. Come on, atleast when your in the bathroom. For godness sake can't a man have some peace when he is on his thrown.....LOL

Oh I am lost

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Verizon Wireless changes "Employee Discount" Program

Here is something interesting and tricky. Verizon Wireless is changing or has already changed it's employee discount program. In my opinion, what they have done is basically forced people's hands to sign up for thier website and sign up for "paperless" billing. Here are the detials: Verizon basically keeps the same agreement with your employer as far as discount goes. But, if you have not signed up to "myverizon" or if have not signed up for "paperless" billing you will lose 3% of your "Employee Discount". So if you want to keep your full discount, you have to sign up for the above mentioned requirements. Not a big deal for most, except that they have not gone out of thier way to "announce" or advertise this change and are waiting for customers to realize the change [ meaning bill will be higher ] and are giving thier sales reps a script to feed to customers who walking complianing about the change and loss of 3% savings. So ple

Things are better the second time around ?????

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I don't know, maybe there is some truth to this - nah, it just sounds funny....HA, ha... sorry honey...

Verizon Wireless Trade-in Program

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VZW Trade-in program Overview Have a used phone you don’t use anymore? The Verizon Wireless Trade-In Program empowers our customers (and potential customers) to get value out of their used device. Effective September 30, 2010 this program will provide an online trade-in service where customers are presented with the option of receiving a VZW Gift Card or donating to HopeLine, which supports victims of domestic violence. Using the self-serve website, customers can determine the value of their device, submit a trade-in request, and track the status until the VZW Gift Card is received. At the trade-in website, customers can 1. Appraise to determine the value of the device. 2. Accept the option to receive a VZW Gift Card or donate to HopeLine. 3. Arrange for shipment of the appraised device to the Trade-In Support Center. 4. Verify information and submit the request. Benefits For the customer: Receive value for a used device from any wireless carrier Peace of mind that the equipment will b