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Hate my job, very funny comic

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Ever thought, I " hate my job ".... Well, here is a funny comic that goes with a very true story about why people hate their jobs, their managers and usually dream of kiiling their Boss. You have to love this, what makes it funny and sad is that this really happens. Did you like the "hate my job, funny comic" strip? It took me 3 days to think up and create the art work.... it took a real life thirty minute experience to come up with the "hate my job" joke. No, really - let me explain. I work part time for a cellphone retailer. I work about two nights a week, at the local mall, the night shift mostly. Since my manager did not provide me with a key to the bank night drop deposite box, I would prepare any deposite we have [ as well as paper work ] and I would leave it in the cash register for the next shift to take to the bank. My manager had no problem with this, on several occassion I even called him and told him, due to the fact that I had no key

Special Gifts to give on valentines day - Dad not Happy

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Special Gifts to give on valentines day - Dad not Happy Do you need a special gift idea for Valentines day, mothers day, for your anniversary, have you thought of something that will say I love you because I took great thought and care in choosing this special gift or does it say you just got the first thing you saw in the Wal-Mart isle. Special Gifts to give on Valentines Day Yes, I had a wonderful valentines day, what I did not enjoy were the days leading up to valentines day. I remember when I was a kid, teen, young adult - how I spent hours trying to find the money first, then trying to come up with the best valentines day gift possible. I always tried to come up with a gift that had meaning, that made a statement, not just some “bling bling“. It could be that the reason I wanted it to mean so much was, because I couldn't afford to buy much “bling bling“. I do remember one valentine's day - I had an awesome idea [ hey it happens ]. I had extra money so I bought the largest

Baby Shower - the things women do in secret?

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Baby Shower and the things women do in secret - yeah, I said it. When my wife, I say my wife becuase last time I checked - I can not create or birth babies, so when my wife was pregnant with our first child I was dragged to my first baby shower. I was dragged there, I sat in a corner and tried very hard to blend into the wall hoping no one would notice me. When our second child came along, again I was forced to attend the baby shower. At least at this baby shower I had another husband who was dragged to this wonderful [ womens only ] event. I could ignore most of what was going on as I tried to save my manhood as the only other male figure at this baby shower, we talked sports, cars and our shame as we watched these women talk baby, play baby games and so much more. So, why am I writting about a "Baby Shower and the secrets women keep", becuase I thought that having no future plans to add to my brood [ children ], I thought I could avoid any other baby shower that came

Funny cartoons images, offend politically correct?

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Oh you're kidding me - this is funny, sick, hilarious and crazy. I can't believe this hasn't started some out cry from the over politically correct that can't take a joke. Oh, Oh look out they've com to shut down the internet... That's right - I know it's wrong but it did makes me laugh.. What about this one, tell me what you think? Oh, no you didn't! You know this one is funny, except for the fact that I actually had a friend post a picture of his wife after giving birth with some bag covering her "parts" ???? No it was not pretty, nope, no... Child birth is wonderful - but please, let’s not share so much details… not a kodak moment. Please leave a comment - I want to hear from you. And remember to get social - FB like us, digg, twiter and so forth. Thank you.

How to be Saving Money on Gas at the Pump

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How to " Save money on Gas " at the Pump The question is: How to save money on gas? Why, because it is getting expensive. When I first moved to Florida people were complaining about paying $1.25 dollars per gallon - today the news was reporting that we may be looking at paying $.50 dollars and even possible upto $5 dollars a gallon for gas at the pump. It makes me sick. Now I know what you’re saying - "I don't need tips on how to conserve gas, I need to save money on gas". Your right - but with that said: first you should learn a few tips on how to conserve gasoline and to control consumption. After all, even if you paid less for gas, using more only means you are still wasting money because of misuse and mismanagement. So you will find a few tips on how to conserve gas in order to save money on gas in oder to control your cost. You will find 8 basic good tips at the end of this article. Saving money on gas at the Pump So, my goal has been to save gas at the pum

Has Facebook killed Blogging? Is facebook next?

Has Facebook killed Blogging How do I get people to visit my blog? Is it a question of topic, SEO, a sign of the times or something else - I am not sure? But if content is king, then traffic is Queen as many say and it seems atleast to me, that traffic is lacking. The current rave is facebook and twitter, which believe it or not, are basically what you would call micro blogging. Instead of having a 200 plus word blog you have 140 characters to make a statement. Ofcourse facebook has started giving you more in order to make larger messages but still – its small messages that are posted. The problem with facebook and twitter is – there truly is no interaction. Most facebook wall [ home page ] is filled with the users status or that of their friends. I have notice that very little communicating is actually done on these ports. Most status comments are usually meet with a click of a like button, the occasional “LOL” or no response at all. If you call posting when you went shopping and some

Cloud computing saved my life, ok - my memories

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Cloud Computing saved my life, Ok, my memories. Cloud computing is the delivery of computing as a service rather than a product, whereby shared resources, software, and information are provided to computers and other devices as a metered service over a network (typically the Internet). In one of my early post, so way back I did not dare even search for it to link to it, I told the story of how my brother-in-law lost 8,000 pictures [ memories of his children growing up, wedding, childbirth - you name it ], it was all gone. Why, becuase everything went digital. Today we hear that Kodac is filing for bankruptcy and getting out of the camera business - why? Becuase people all decided to go digital. Who really saves regular photos any more, even I one of the last to hold out have gone digital. I have several boxes of pictures than span several years, but a few years back I bought a digital camera and some where down the road - I started storing my pictures on my cumputer. Like I said, my br

Several funny jokes, cartoons and images

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Several funny cartoons and jokes I have come across online. You'd be surprised what you will find online when you have hours of nothing to do... at work, no never?

Schools teacher has wrong choice of word - joke

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Schools teacher have it hard now a days. Bad timing and bad choice of words, or is it a play on words that went wrong in a class room experiment. A teacher explains why it can be funny or embarassing on the choice of word you use in today's class room. Children are not the same, from the children teachers tuaght 5, 10 and especially 20 years ago. The embarassing schools teacher moment: The class was doing an experiment where the students had to create elements using all sorts of materials that you mushed together onto clay. One particular student had trouble getting his particles to form and create this "element" - so the teacher walks up to him and innocently explians: " Micheal, it's not working becuase your balls are to small." The class full of fifth graders broke out into a histerical group laugh. It took her [ the schools teacher ] a few seconds to realize where the childrens mind had automatically focused on - Balls, small balls to be percise. Ofcour

How to solve any problem - funny

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How to "Solve any Problem" This is awsome, I plan to use this "Problem solving solution" every day of my life. After all, some days it doesn't matter how hard I try to get things right [ You know ] ... "You didn't buy the right kind" ... "Sorry honey...." Murmur, murmur under my breath. Or... "Hey Honey what did you do to my ..." I admit it I make mistakes - so this will really help me out. How do you solve your problems? How do you cover up a "Mistake"? How do you deal with a situation that will cuase you grief? What problem solving skills do you have? And does it matter? Becuase with my significant other - it doesn't matter what excuse I use - I am always in the wrong... I don't feel the love. The funny thing is I wish my children would learn any kind of problem solving skills - like most kids, thier idea of solving a problems starts with... tears, hysteria, and screams...

Sweet and Spicy Smoked Ribs - recipe

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Now with a dish like this - I could start an online cooking class ... not. I am not a chef, I really only get by when it comes to cooking - but this can make a lip-smacking week-end. Not an online cooking clas Lol.. Let's start the grill people.. Mike and Tammy's Sweet and Spicy Smoked Ribs From Delish Because these ribs are smoked for five hours, they're perfect for afternoon kickoffs. Tailgating pros Mike and Tammy Herchel of GatorTailgating.com recommend marinating the meat overnight and getting the grill going first thing in the morning. Recipe courtesy of Tammy Herchel. <-- who really cares about how many calories this has per serving.. it is delicious. Recipe Ingredients • 6 tablespoon(s) brown sugar • 6 tablespoon(s) smoky paprika • 3 tablespoon(s) ground black pepper • 3 tablespoon(s) garlic powder • 1 dash(es) salt • 3 rack(s) pork spareribs • 9 tablespoon(s) good-quality honey mustard (like Boar's Head) • Your fave BBQ sauce Recipe Directions The night

Ribs Supreme recipe and a secret BBQ suace

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I am not here to teach how to cook, this is not an online cooking class , I am not a chef. I just love to eat, and becuase my doctor says I have high cholestorol and have to go on this "blah" food diet - I decided that I am going to treat myself to some FUN FOOD as a reward for keeping this God awful diet. Not a online cooking class I figured I should learn how to make this one, simply becuase it was one of my favorite things to eat when i went to a restuarant. Now that I eat healthy - It should be one of my treats that I can make at home [ on the week end ] as I spend some time with the family. Ribs Supreme From Good Housekeeping triple-tested at the Good Housekeeping Research Institute Only 15 minutes of grilling time! The trick: Steam the ribs for an hour in the oven up to 2 days before barbecuing. Recipe Ingredients • 4 teaspoon(s) peeled, grated fresh ginger • 2 teaspoon(s) freshly grated lemon peel • 3/4 teaspoon(s) salt • 2 clove(s) garlic, crushed with garlic press •

Barbecued Pork Ribs : recipe

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Friendly reminder: I am not here to teach how to cook, this is not an online cooking class, I am not a chef. I just love to eat, and becuase my doctor says I have high cholestorol and have to go on this "blah" food diet - I decided that I am going to treat myself to some FUN FOOD as a reward for keeping this God awful diet. Not a online cooking class I figured I should learn how to make this one, simply becuase it was one of my favorite things to eat when i went to a restuarant. Now that I eat healthy - It should be one of my treats that I can make at home [ on the week end ] as I spend some time with the family. Barbecued Pork Ribs From Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia These pork ribs are rubbed with a blend of earthy spices and brushed with a slowly simmered sauce that has a slight kick. They come off the grill tender yet pleasingly chewy, with just the right hit of smoky goodness. Recipe Ingredients • 2 rack(s) (2 to 21/2 pounds each) Saint Louis-style pork ribs • Vegetable

Beacon BLT Burgers Recipe

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Friendly reminder: I am not here to teach how to cook, this is not an online cooking class, I am not a chef. I just love to eat, and becuase my doctor says I have high cholestorol and have to go on this "blah" food diet - I decided that I am going to treat myself to some FUN FOOD as a reward for keeping this God awful diet. Not a online cooking class I figured I should learn how to make this one, simply becuase it was one of my favorite things to eat when i went to a restuarant. Now that I eat healthy - It should be one of my treats that I can make at home [ on the week end ] as I spend some time with the family. Beacon BLT Burgers From Delish Amp up simple burgers with bacon and a ketchup-mayonnaise-mustard sauce. The bacon, wrapped around the burger, cooks with it while on the grill, so there's little prep. Recipe Ingredients • 1/4 cup(s) ketchup • 1/4 cup(s) light mayonnaise • 1 tablespoon(s) yellow mustard • 1 1/4 pound(s) lean ground beef • 1/2 teaspoon(s) salt • 1/4

Meatballs coated in marinara sauce recipe : online cooking class , not

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Meatballs coated in marinara sauce / not an online cooking class I am not a Chef, this is not a online cooking class , I just want to remind you: that I love to eat. So as I obey my Doctors orders to watch my weight and lower my cholestorol - I do my diet, suffer the whole week long and give myself a reward for fighting off the urge to whoof down a big-mac.. It gives me a reason to be a "Week end food warrior"... Raor! I believe I may have written about this recipe on an earlier post but I thought I should share the full recipe here today. Meatball Parmigiana Sliders From Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia Meatballs coated in marinara sauce, smothered with cheese, and sandwiched in brioche rolls are a party-perfect nibble. For tender meatballs, combine the ingredients gently and don't pack the meat too tightly. Cooking Ingredients • 2 slice(s) white or sandwich bread, torn into 1-inch pieces • 1/2 cup(s) whole milk • 8 ounce(s) ground beef (85 percent lean) • 8 ounce(s) grou

Great Crunchy Onion Rings : online cooking school, not

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This is Not a online cooking school - I just love to eat. Ok, for any of you who does not know me, I am not a cook, chef and this is not a online cooking class - I just happen to love to eat. Considering that I have high cholesterol[ according to my doctor ], so I watch what I eat - but with that said, I love to give myself a trest. So I pick this little sweet treat, that I loved to have at my local restuarant, to have as a treat at home. If you love a good batch of crunchy onion rings, use this recipe. Onion Rings From EatingWell.com We couldn't get enough of these crunchy onion rings. Try any seasoning blend that you have on hand to add flavor to the breading or substitute 1 teaspoon salt instead. Seasoned whole-wheat breadcrumbs are available in some supermarkets and natural-foods stores. If you can find them, try them in place of the plain breadcrumbs and seasoning blend. Cooking Ingredients • 2 medium yellow onions • 3/4 cup(s) 3/4 cup all-purpose flour • 2 teaspoon(s) baking