What you think does matter

Teacher of the Year - what is a good teacher?

2012-01-27T13:59:00.000-08:00

People like to say that teachers do not do enough for thier students.That the failing grade our schools are getting is becuase they [ teachers ] are not doing everything they can to help our children learn. Well, I am very envolved in the school system and I see what happens first hand. I see the teachers who do the minimum and I see the teachers who go all out.I watched a school have their

Some favorite funny images and pics I have seen

2012-01-26T14:01:00.003-08:00

Oh, the internet is filled with so much wonder - but most times I just need a good luagh. So what do I do - I search the image section of Googles extensive search engine to see what i can find. Most often times, I find junk, perversion and what not... The internet is filled with horndogs. But ocassionally I find some very funny images, pics and jokes that I thought I would share with you. After

What children do online, they should be banned

2012-01-26T14:01:00.001-08:00

Ok, I've been very, very - did I say very? Well, I have been very busy and I am trying to catch up on my blogging. Much of my blog past are about my family, the funny things they do [ or what I consider funny - wife does not get my humor... ].But all in all I create art [ you call it comics ], I write about the kids and sometimes about serious thing and occassionally I rant about politics [ don't

President Praises Military forces and Pentagon wants to increase health insurance fees for military retirees and close bases in the United States

2012-01-26T13:24:00.000-08:00

Who the hell do they think they are Kidding!The President praises the Military for all they do and ask to have the budget on defense reduced and to use the money saved from the 2 wars we are no longer fighting to go to help the Union and the Pentagons response is: OK, lets cut raises and hike up health insurance benefits on the very solders who serve and protect.Smack of another political game: "

3 delicious "Recipes" for game day or fun - I love food

2012-01-25T14:26:00.000-08:00

Have you noticed, when ever you go on a diet -your taste are not as picky as when you are free to eat what ever you want.I took a short break from my UHmmm healthy eating habbits and now I am back on again, you know, watching what I eat, how much I eat and so forth. But I was thinking about the super bowl, the food we are going to have [ may have, after all I am the only one on this diet].I just

Tax Rich more? State of the Union speech 1-24-12

2012-01-25T14:10:00.000-08:00

President Obama 1/24/12 - State of the UnionFirst let me start by saying I watched the speech, I believe in many of what he said, that changes are needed. What he said is true and should happen, govern't should stay out of what people can do for themselves [ his quote from President Lincoln]. Government should stop playing political games and work for the people. We should do away with

Indonesian children make perilous journey to school over collapsed bridge

2012-01-20T13:42:00.000-08:00

Indonesian children make perilous journey to school over collapsed bridgeOk, I only have two things to say about this terrible situation:1. Why does this writter [ see copy of small article below ] act so cavalier about this story and the terrible situation these kids have to endure. I look at the pictures and I am shocked and surprised that no one has done anything. That there isn't a public

10 tips: How to cut cost, stretch budget dollars

2012-01-18T13:50:00.000-08:00

Title: 10 ways to cut down expenses and stretching your budget dollars[ 01/18/2012 ] The World Bank warned Wednesday of a possible slump in global economic growth and urged developing countries to prepare for shocks that could be more severe than the 2008 crisis. For the United States, the bank cut this year's growth forecast to 2.2 percent from 2.9 percent and for 2013 to 2.4 percent from 2.7

10 tips: How to cut cost, stretch budget dollars pt 2

2012-01-18T13:49:00.000-08:00

8. Cut your bills down [ cut waste ].Sounds easy enough right: Just cut your bills.I have always heard financial gurus tell the general public that all you need to do is cut down on your expenses. It’s a simple principal – you can’t deny that. I just never found a guru who actually told me how to do it. I mean in basic terms. You know? If I am totally broke living on the minimum, how can I cut my

10 tips: How to cut cost, stretch budget dollars pt 4

2012-01-18T13:46:00.000-08:00

5. Create a plan and stick to the planYes, your thinking – this doesn’t help me save money, but you are wrong.Why do people fail, because they fail to plan? In order to get where your going you need to know how to get there. I to many times in the past often planned on doing this, achieve that but always failed to make plans. Plans, it helps you figure out where you start, how you progress and

Top ten camping campgrounds in florida

2012-01-10T18:38:00.001-08:00

It is that time of year, Camping in March!I want to go back to my favorite campground site "Kelly Park" in Apopka Florida. I love the place, but after four years running of having our family camping trip at Kelly Park - my significant other wants to try someplace new. Why? Cause people are sick, why change what works?But I have to give it to my significant other - doing some research, I have

Monster Fish - Bluefin tuna giant fish.

2012-01-10T15:38:00.000-08:00

Monster Fish - My goodness that can eat a small child!I personally do not like fishing, sitting in a boat under the hot hot sun waiting for something to nibble on my hook. I tried it, did not like it, but maybe it was because I caught nothing that day. I still think fishing is a bit boring [ no offense ] but it is. You spend most of your time just waiting [ could be why most fishermen drink – get

Monster Fish - Alaska Halibut

2012-01-10T15:37:00.002-08:00

Monster fish – Alaska HalibutOk, I said before that I didn’t like fishing. Tried it once and all I got was sun burn and a sore butt from sitting on my boat. Admittedly it was a small boat and I did not know what I was doing. But I always found fishing to be boring. My friend goes all the time and there are days he tells me he spends hours on the water only to come home empty handed.This fishing

Worst Magic trick ever - but funny

2012-01-10T15:37:00.001-08:00

Ever been at work and been so bored that you started looking for anything online to pass the time? Wait, what am I saying - that has to be 90 percent of all the work force in America.So there I was in the Mall Kiosk, late at night and not a single sole except the mall emplyees - who were roaming from store to store talking to each other... UMmmm .. why didn't anyone of them talk to me? Well,

Today is a better tomorrow: encouraging words

2012-01-08T10:22:00.000-08:00

Encouraging words for you and me.When you have kids, or when you think about your own life: it sometimes becomes overwhelming - thinking about tomorrow. Be tomorrow the next day or the far off future, it's hard to see what you want to come about .... especially if you don't have a plan. Because tomorrow and the future seem so far away we tend to look at it in terms of "it will never come" or "I

US teen runaway mistakenly deported

2012-01-06T20:06:00.000-08:00

US teen runaway mistakenly deported to Colombia ?This burns my butt....First, she was not mistakenly deported. If you read the whole story she was arrested for stealing and she gave a false name.She then was prosecuted, charged, went thru deportation process, arrived in Columbia took her papers, accepted the help and started working at a call center [ without even knowing how to speak Spanish

How private is your Bathroom? embarassing moment.

2012-01-04T10:20:00.000-08:00

Let me share some friendly advice:How private is your Bathroom? How private is your bathroom? Family advice think twice.I remember when I was a kid my older sister played a horrible mean joke on me.When I was a child [ wow I sound old ] I had this fear of someone walking into the bathroom when I was using it - you know …. #2.… The whole idea was dreadful to me. I didn’t even use the bathroom

FREE Cellphone is a cheap cellphone ??? Not !!

2012-01-04T09:08:00.000-08:00

Why do people think that FREE means Cheap?I still keep up with all the best cellphone that come out. I still work part time at a cellphone company - so trust me when I say I know about the best cellphones, the cheapest cellphone and the cellphones I wish they would never had invented.A Free cellphone does not have to be a Cheap cellphone It’s no surprise - in case you didn’t know: You can get a

Animals ? - Thinking of Funny Memories of you and me

2011-12-31T08:56:00.000-08:00

Horny Animals - Thinking of Funny Memories of you and me .....Once more into the breach... ok, once more into the good old memories...New Years Eve always has a way of making me think about the past. While most people are thinking about the upcoming “New Year” on new years eve and all it's possibilities, I spend it reminiscing about the by gone days. Maybe it's because I want to make sure I don't

How to install a new Toilet ??? … for christmas???

2011-12-29T17:12:00.001-08:00

How to install a new Toilet ??? … for christmas???Strange Christmas gift #2I will give you the steps to replace and install a new toilet bowl but first let me explain the above first.Ok, this one will take some time so lets start at the beginning. There we were enjoying christmas break. The children anxously waiting for christmas to open the presents, the granparents had just finished moving down

Strange gift for Christmas

2011-12-29T10:23:00.000-08:00

Strange gift for Christmas: #1Ok, Christmas is over, most people have already gone through the ritual of returning or exchanging the gifts they … umh didn’t like? Couldn’t use? Thought down right hideous? So I decided to share with you a couple of Christmas gifts I thought were kind of strange but did not or could not return.I am going to separate them into two separate blog post because… I need

STOP, DROP, and Roll you idoit ??? Funny

2011-12-24T12:28:00.000-08:00

Ok, I couldn't help but reminisce a couple of days back as I shared a story with some family on our Christmas break. And as I remembered all the laughs [ at my wifes expense ] I thought to myself: " Have I ever shared this online on my blog"? The more I thought about the silly incident, the more I wanted to share the experience with you. Ofcourse, being me I couldn't help but draw up a comic -

Funny 12 Days of Christmas Special - Harry Havery

2011-12-21T07:50:00.000-08:00

Funny 12 Days of Christmas SongHarry Havery, came and gave a wonderful christmas special. I wish we could have uploaded the entire funny video - he was great. But Youtube didn't allow such a large file to be uploaded so we [ with permission from the event creators and Harry Havery ] uploaded one of the funniest parts of the whole christmas special. The kids, especially the girls were screaming,

I want my Free Juice - Adventure at Winn Dixie

2011-12-06T13:06:00.002-08:00

Adventure in Winn Dixie - I want my Free Juice!Let's start at the beginning. My wife has her family down, we are low on food so we whip out our weekly Winn Dixie coupon flyer and figure out what we are going to get. Economy is tough and every dollar counts - so we want to be savvy, get those deals, savings and what not. After all groceries can be very expensive. So my wife goes online and tells

Christmas tree feelings - violated

2011-12-06T13:06:00.001-08:00

Christmas Tree feelings - Violated ?It’s Christmas time and the Christmas tree is finally up.You’ve probably have seen it posted up on face book. But did you hear about the feelings, the emotions, the weirdness that it brought on.Family time is awesome. One of the most memorable memories one can have is of having the family gathering together to put up the tree and the decorations. But unlike

Meet Barry Smith (wasp) WWII "first" Female Pilot

2011-11-20T10:04:00.006-08:00

Today I meet Barry Smith... and I was amazed.Barry Smith (wasp) WWII Female PilotAge 91, and still full of vigor and life.She was here at my school to speak to the children [ our new generation ] about her life, her accomplishments, about being one of the only three hundred surviving First WWII American woman [ female] pilots of an original group of only a little more than 1,000.She told the

Why aren't you Romantic anymore ???

2011-11-20T10:04:00.005-08:00

Marriage, it's a wonderful thing. But it also has a special kind of place if you will. It is nothing like you see in the movies or Television. It certainly is not like what you see in the commercials. The reality of life as a married couple is more something like this......It's not that when you get married you stop romanticizing about each other. It is not that you don't desire each other, after

Funny Joke: The many faces of Santa Cluase

2011-11-20T10:04:00.003-08:00

Ok, I couldn't help it, it's christmas. How can i not make a joke, a cartoon, a silly fopar [ did i spell that right? ].It's the best time of the year... Normally I am not into christmas, atleast not for me - you know for the kids. But this year even with all the bad - I am enjoying the spirit of christmas ??? Singing and humming carols. I don't know what is wrong with me - my heart must have

Veterans Day program @ Flag Pole - Memorial Elementary

2011-11-20T10:04:00.001-08:00

This was a very touching moment.I didn't realize many of my co-workers were veterans. When I saw not only my co-workers and several grandparents and family members of our student body present I was Amazed! It was also nice to see the large group that came to our school program to honor these brave men and woman. I know this video does nt do them service, or fully portray the program as a whole

Real Blonde Joke at The MALL

2011-11-18T17:24:00.001-08:00

Ok, it has been awhile but this one was way to good - it is time for a real funny blonde joke. And by "REAL" I mean real. Not a joke but something that truely happened that happened to be funny and invovled a blonde. No, I can not verify her blondeness since it was sort of a bleached blonde kind of color - but she acted like a blonde.Here we go:I am working at the Mall for the black friday and

Happy Thanksgiving Video - funny & safe for kids

2011-11-02T15:53:00.000-07:00

Happy Holidays - wait, which one is it again????Oh, it's Thanksgiving !!! Happy Turkey Day.I created this video for my son, for the kids at my school and for you. I hope you enjoy it, please feel free to comment, share with friends and family.By all means please facebook, tweet, Digg and do all the Social network things...Thank you.

Memorial Elementary Mad Science Night ?

2011-11-02T15:52:00.006-07:00

Welcome all Mad Scientist.....Ok, the only mad person was me. I am pretty sure some of our school guest must of thought I was a bit crazy as I went around like a mad paparazzi photographer taking as many pictures as I could. Oh, did I mentioned that I would forget to ask if it was ok to take a pic.. After the shutter went click.. "oh, sorry - is it ok to take your photo?" You should have seen me,

What Men are really thinking?

2011-11-02T15:52:00.005-07:00

What are men really thinking?You have to admit, the age old question has gone unanswered for a very long time. But today I let all women around the world, or at least those who read this blog “What men really think about”?You’ve heard it before - Men are from mars and Women are from Venus. But the truth is that what men are thinking about can be summed up into three categories. The first one is:

Would you be mad if Zombies killed your Spouse?

2011-11-02T15:52:00.003-07:00

Another apocalyptic "end of the world" zombie disaster comic.But let's face it, a man and his true love should not be separated.After watching another great episode of the AMC Television Show “ The Walking Dead “ I had this epiphany . A man and his true love should never be separated. I know for me, if the world came to any end, be it zombies or other crazy event – I cannot live without my cups

Kill my Zombie Wife Joke...

2011-11-02T15:52:00.001-07:00

Yes, that's right! I thought it and I made a cartoon about it.But it's not what you think... Get my explination below.I love the AMC T.V. show “The Walking Dead” and my wife has always been a fan of Zombie movies. As we watched “The Walking Dead” the question came up - “Would you be able to kill me if I turned into a Zombie?“ So it sounds cruel that I would think that if the world went to pot

Marriage : You can lose it... JOKE

2011-10-29T07:07:00.000-07:00

Ok, a bit on the adult side and a bit on the "Married with Children" [ Old TV show ] mentality. But any one that is or has been married should understand this joke. I personally find it funny becuase some how we believe it's normal for a relationship to change once you've been married a few years. Wait: I didn't say relationship doesn't grow... I said change, like in I love chacolate before I was

What happened to my life - joke, funny comic

2011-10-27T15:42:00.000-07:00

Now this one is a sad sick joke.This is just real life being funny. Who knew that when you were children dreaming about the stars, outer space, becoming the president of the United States of America. That your life would turn out to be this. Not that I don't love my kids. But give me a breal will ya.

Definition of Stupid - Now this Funny Comic I can relate to.

2011-10-27T15:31:00.000-07:00

This one is Funny but personal.I created this comic strip after dealing with some family issues. You know, after knowing people for years you get to know them. You start to see patterns, you see them repeating actions and mistakes over and over again. I had this one family member who wanted my help and kept bothering me for advice, but this person was tired of me giving them the same advice. My

Honey Moon is over Joke - funny comic strip

2011-10-27T15:19:00.000-07:00

This one comic is funny as HE*L. But it's been around a while. I revamped an old joke my soon to be father-in-law use to tell me. It went like so: A guy and his girl are dating and the girl sees the moon, she ask "why does the moon hide". The young man says "because your beauty puts it to shame." A months later on another date the girl ask again: "why does the moon hide?" and the young man

Marriage & Fighting - Funny, Silly Comic

2011-10-27T15:07:00.000-07:00

To be honest, I came up with this funny silly cartoon after having a long dragged out argument with my wife. No that we went to blows, but the truth is - we all scream at each other but most of us never really want to hit the other person. We're all full of empty threats... Well, most of us.

Pumpkin Contest - We were Robbed

2011-10-19T13:23:00.000-07:00

PUMPKIN CONTESTOur school had a decorate a Pumpkin contest. We could not carve the pumpkins, probably because it would smell up the whole school - but you could still be creative with your ideas. I have to say some were very creative others... well, you be the judge.Now to be honest, we were broken up into teams and until today - I did not know I was even on a team. But I have to say - my team

Halloween Scary fun video, child safe.

2011-10-15T12:22:00.000-07:00

Always looking for something funny for my kids, but safe and appropriate.I ran across this halloween video I thought was cute, nice and safe.There is no sound, seems like it was created for a school [ meaning it's child safe ] to be played over school wide system. Take a look.I kind of like it, I dig all the halloween pumpkin carvings - wish I could do that. The last pics is halarious in my

Summer is Gone, time for wild hair

2011-08-29T13:51:00.000-07:00

Summer is Over, Time for Wild Hair So summer is over and school has started once again. But my son who use to love having a spiky hairstyle, he now wants nothing less than the [yuk] Justin beiber look. It's killing me to watch him comb his hair. This morning I figured I would bother him and I took a picture of him with his hair "gone wild"... He didn't care. He just went on with hair like

Hotel Coco Keys - vacation Gone wild, fun !

2011-03-30T12:00:00.000-07:00

First thing I learned is that you never expect to get what you thought out of any hotel you stay at - so this vacation I planned to have fun and not expect much from the hotel. Not what my wife wanted. So we - meaning she decided we were going to spend spring break vacation at a wonderful Hotel that had 2 water parks. One was an indoor water park and the second an even larger Wet n Wild type

Vacation Florida - indoor water park OMG

2011-03-30T11:44:00.000-07:00

Always do more than planned It doesn't matter how much there is to do at the hotel - Coco Keys is great and all with it's two water parks being right there but it closes at 7pm and then what? And considering how much money I spent in the large arcade room - I needed to do something more. So, I started planning in hopes of getting ahead of the wife and kids coming up with some crazy idea to go

Life is Funny, we just over look it.

2011-02-27T16:03:00.000-08:00

People are always sending me some funny pics, here are a few I like and what I thought of when I first saw them. Tell me what you think or if you have a better caption.Life is fun and I want to play tooI always thought Mom was a stiff old boardNaw dude come over I'm just layin aroundDude it looks nothing like meWell you did say make myself at home...

My son the new GQ man of the month

2011-01-09T12:12:00.001-08:00

My son the new GQ man of the month…He looks good I have to say. This pic would make a great GQ cover… which is funny since he loves to run around the house in only his underwear. But then again isn’t how Marky Mark got into magazines? Posing on magazine covers in only his tighty whities….What do you think, should I get him a magazine deal?Is he too young? Too short.. lolAw I’m just joking. I don’

the longest new years eve EVER... er....er

2011-01-02T06:53:00.000-08:00

Holly Crap, This has been the Longest "New years Eve" EVER...ER..ER..I have no complaints, instead of going out we had our own New years eve party bash at home.Which means I spent several days getting ready for this year end bash. But, that is a deferent story.For the Party we had the kids, some of my daughters friends, some of my wife's friends.... And .. No, none of my friends??? weird huh?....

Death by "Just Dance 2" video game

2010-12-26T09:42:00.000-08:00

How was Christmas...Good, I had fun - the kids had fun and they loved the presents.But I have to say I think they were trying to kill me.No, really!My daughter got this cool game called "Just Dance 2". She has been ranting and raving about it for a very long time now. It is one of those things you say - I hope no one else gets her this because she is going to love it.which by the way she did.....

Blonde Joke... [ another funnny joke ]

2010-10-29T17:11:00.000-07:00

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his pretty blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went....As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,

Funny - Don't go outside and enjoy nature !

2010-10-20T04:54:00.000-07:00

Don't just sit around the house...Get out and enjoy nature.Aw look at the pretty birds Honey.....

Funny Scary Football teeth - OMG!!!!!

2010-10-18T04:22:00.000-07:00

OH My God!This is what happens when kids play sports.....No, just kidding.Apparently my son wants to break the tooth fairy bank, he can't loose one tooth at a time - he has to loose them one right after the other. The latest tooth to fall out was during flag football practice. His teeth protection guard apparently was loosening his loose tooth even more and he gave me a scare when he ran over to

FUN holiday recipes - YUM

2010-10-13T11:33:00.000-07:00

Holidays are here again.Try out these wonderful treats and recipes!Like it or not we like to eat [ i do ] why not make it fun for the family.Animal cup cake recipepotato mice fun recipebanana bites chocolate recipeapple & chicken curry recipemulti colored meringuespeanut butter bearscheeseburger pizza pie how to make cake look like pumpkin

Obama appoints "Devout Muslim" ..????

2010-10-13T09:25:00.000-07:00

Well, boys and girls, today the fox is guarding the hen house. The wolves will be herding the sheep!Obama appointed two devout Muslims to homeland security posts.Obama and Janet Napolitano appointed Arif Alikhan, a devout Muslim, as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development. DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano swore-in Kareem Shora, a devout Muslim, who was born in Damascus, Syria, as ADC National

bathroom joke comic and life

2010-10-13T04:05:00.000-07:00

Life can be so cruel. House full of people and all you want is some privacy - you know. Come on, atleast when your in the bathroom. For godness sake can't a man have some peace when he is on his thrown.....LOL

Oh I am lost

2010-10-12T16:11:00.000-07:00

Verizon Wireless changes "Employee Discount" Program

2010-10-07T07:11:00.000-07:00

Here is something interesting and tricky.Verizon Wireless is changing or has already changed it's employee discount program.In my opinion, what they have done is basically forced people's hands to sign up for thier website and sign up for "paperless" billing.Here are the detials:Verizon basically keeps the same agreement with your employer as far as discount goes.But, if you have not signed up to

Things are better the second time around ?????

2010-10-06T04:48:00.000-07:00

I don't know, maybe there is some truth to this - nah, it just sounds funny....HA, ha... sorry honey...

Verizon Wireless Trade-in Program

2010-10-05T14:53:00.000-07:00

VZW Trade-in programOverviewHave a used phone you don’t use anymore? The Verizon Wireless Trade-In Program empowers our customers (and potential customers) to get value out of their used device. Effective September 30, 2010 this program will provide an online trade-in service where customers are presented with the option of receiving a VZW Gift Card or donating to HopeLine, which supports victims

Are we STUPID - Double Taxation: Death tax - inheritance tax

2010-09-22T12:20:00.000-07:00

Double Taxation: Death tax - inheritance taxI have to ask - are you stupid?Forgive me, maybe it is congress and the pro “tax the Rich” yahoos who believe we’re stupid.?I’ve been hearing several commenter’s on TV say that we should tax the rich more because they deserve to pay more. After all, all those greedy rich people can afford it right. Or the woman who made me laugh because she said that "

How do you know your getting old?

2010-09-22T09:56:00.000-07:00

How do you know your getting old?Here is a good question: How do you know your getting old?I have been noticing that beside the fact that my age is showing - you know, grey hair, wrinkles, tiring easily and the hair thing….. I have also notice the not so subtle things that scream “old” to those around me.Take for instance:1- A new fashion craze seems oddly similar to an old fashion when you were

How cheap is your Boss

2010-09-17T15:32:00.000-07:00

How cheap is your Boss?So, everyone knows that times are tough, that the economy is hemorrhaging and things are tight. But I was wondering:How cheap is your Boss?I ask because I realized that my boss is extremely cheap. I mean really cheap.Now I’m not saying this because I am some disgruntled employed who wants a raise or is unhappy at his job. I like my job, I enjoy it….. Even with the bad days

Did “Internet” really change the world?

2010-09-10T10:44:00.000-07:00

Did the “Internet” really change the world?I remember when I first realize the potential of the internet - it turns out that I was totally wrong.It’s amazing, the internet was suppose to change the world. People were talking about how we would live in a better world because the internet would allow us to be a paperless society - save the planet. Or it would make the sharing of information faster

Undeserving nobel prize winners Al gore and Obama

2010-08-19T05:19:00.000-07:00

BE SURE TO READ THE CARTOON AND MESSAGE BELOW 63 YEARS LATER.The prize doesn't always go to the most deserving....Irena SendlerThere recently was a death of a 98 year-old lady named Irena. During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an 'ulterior motive' ... She KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews, (being German.) Irena smuggled

No you Don't need a Droid FREE cell phone

2010-08-14T17:59:00.000-07:00

Really, what a great deal - but no, I don't think you need a Droid cell phone.No, even if it is a FREE cell phone.....Yep, that was my opinion - not that it mattered much. Why, Because she [ my wife ] went out and got herself a Droid cell phone. Great it’s a free cell phone at this website - Verizon Wireless Android Sale.I personally believe that 99 percent of the people who own any kind of "

Home Insurance - what a SCAM

2010-08-07T15:16:00.000-07:00

We all think that insurance is a waste of money - that is until we need it.A co-worker of mine was telling me how a client of his was getting a large $90,000 dollar check from his home insurance company.Apparently the client was home and decided to start cooking his evening meal, then decided to go outside and check on the kids.He spent a wonderful time playing catch with the kids and then

Funny, pillow fight of death

2010-08-02T17:13:00.000-07:00

Oh I just had to post this, it made me luagh so hard.It reminded me of real life oddly enough. Did you ever start a simple game or a simple play fight and then you end up getting way out hand.... no really. I remember when I was a kid me and my older sister were play fighting, we had just finished watching some television show that inspired us to "play fight". I don't remember what the show was

Curse you YMCA - I hate you!

2010-07-31T15:26:00.000-07:00

Curse you YMCA - I hate you!I could no longer avoid it, I’ve been telling my wife I had to work - so it made it easy to get out of going with her. Well, today was the day I could no longer say no. I simply had no excuse, off work for the week end, no plans or side work that needed to be done…… Ok honey I will go with you to the YMCA and work out with you….. ???No, I am not a lazy slob or a

Dad I hate 3D movies - no don't want to see Prince of Persia

2010-06-28T15:31:00.000-07:00

Oh my God, things are getting weird around here.It's summer time and my baby girl is in New York and all I have is my little boy for the summer. I'm trying to do my best at finding the money and time to make his summer a fun time. Or atleast, I'm trying to make it that he has a memorable summer so he doesn't feel like his sister had a better time than he did.So why am I just finding out that my

Children do strang things to You - Help Me !!!!

2010-05-05T08:06:00.000-07:00

It's been a while seen my last confession - oops, I mean post.I've sort of been busy working [ trying to make up the money I spent on my camping vacation ].I have also been playing with the kids and yes - loosing my manhood.......I Have a confession?You know, I would do anything for my kids.... anything! That is just a given, I believe most Parents would, but in my attempt to help my duaghter

Camping Pictures from Kelly Park, Florida

2010-04-26T11:07:00.000-07:00

Well, finally got around to developing all the hundreds of camping pictures we took - well, my wife developed them, I just paid for it. Man there were a lot of camping pictures........ can you say expensive!But here goes... if you like camping, enjoy the pics.If your thinking of going camping - I say go for it. Camping is the best way to vacation and spend quality time with your family.A Pictures

Robin Williams has outdone himself.

2010-04-07T14:39:00.000-07:00

This ia so cool - I love America!Robin Williams portrays the American flag.Robin Williams has outdone himself.

Funny - PC support call

2010-04-07T14:20:00.000-07:00

Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.Customer Service: What is wrong with it?Caller : Mouse is jammed.Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you idiot!Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?... I will send a picture.Scroll down.

Kelly Park Apopka florida - Camping 2010

2010-04-05T17:34:00.000-07:00

Camping, it's the best family bonding experience! This years Florida Camping vacation was filled with thrills, fun and even life threatening danger - that's right, if you thought camping was a dull experience - hey, we proved you wrong.This year we went Camping, the family - we left the dog behind [ yea ! ] and we packed up all our gear and we hit the road. When we got there I was worried about

Cup Cake Farm: recipe

2010-02-26T17:33:00.000-08:00

Well with all the baking and cooking that is happening in my house - I might as well forget the Diet. But I think this was a nice one - I have to try it for the kids.Cold weather - time to cook!!!! I love the puppy shaped cup cake. Cup Cake FarmDecorate your cupcakes and make the sweetest little animals.You Will Need:Your cupcakes2 1/2 cups powdered sugar1 stick (8 tbsp) butter, softened1 tbsp

Help with Daughter raising funds for Laptop

2010-02-10T07:39:00.001-08:00

Here I am trying to help my daughter reach her goal of buying a Laptop - my 12 yr old that is.It's my fault, I gave her the idea - so now I have to help.She's been working real hard and has already earned $100 dollars through her own efforts [ no money from Dad ]. But she found a new way to make some extra money and she wants, needs, is telling me I have to help. Ofcourse, she is a girl so she is

Potato Mice -fun recipe for kids

2010-01-31T15:50:00.000-08:00

Ok, what kid atleast wouldn't like to create this delicious fun meal.My kids love all things potato - baked,fries, this should be fun.Potato MiceThese baked-potato mice are almost too gorgeous to eat! Makes 4 potato mice.You Will Need:4 medium baking potatoes1 tbsp oil2 tbsp butterHalf cup milkHalf cup grated cheddar cheeseFor Decorations:Cherry tomatoesChivesRadishesRaisinsGreen onions1. Wash

Parenting, who really listens

2010-01-30T18:10:00.000-08:00

One thing you learn fast when you have children is that - no one really listens to you.

Banana Bites - fun chocolate recipe

2010-01-26T09:57:00.000-08:00

Now this is a fun recipe that I can enjoy. This should be fun for the kids - who doesn't like bananas and with the added sweets - this treat should be a family hit. I hope you enjoy this little fun recipe. Can you make a family night more fun and delicious than this... yum!I love Bananas!Banana BitesThis light dessert is fun for children to make. It works best with slightly under ripe bananas.You

Apple and Chicken Curry: fun recipe for kids

2010-01-25T06:42:00.000-08:00

Ok, I admit I am a bit of a finiky eater. I may not try this dish myself and a finiky child may not either. But it does look fun to make and you may find it is one of your favorite dishes. So I will try it if you will....The whole point of these recipes is to have fun with e kids with food they can make [cook ].* Use your personal judgment when it comes to children, knives and open flames. It's

Multicolored Meringues - Fun food recipe

2010-01-24T15:50:00.000-08:00

Another recipe for you and your kids to make.Life should be filled with spice and color. Since the spice is for the adults - the kids can have fun with colorful food that is fun to make and eat. Look out with this one, you have to have a bit of fun with this one - no down n outers on this dilicious dish.Multicolored MeringuesChoose any colors you like, but use food coloring sparingly. One drop at

Peanut Butter Bears - recipe [ family treats ]

2010-01-24T09:17:00.000-08:00

Ok, for all you Peanut Butter fanatics - here is a fun recipe for you.I personally can't stand peanut butter, but some of my family loves it - so I can atleast enjoy making it with them. But if you love peanut butter - this should be great for you and your kids to make.Peanut Butter BearsGreat for a Teddy Bear's picnic, tea time treat, or birthday party.To make: 20 minutesTo chill: 30 minutesYou

Cheeseburger Pizza Pie - recipe - deliciouse!!

2010-01-21T10:35:00.000-08:00

I ran across this recipe online - I had to share. I love Pizza, I can eat Pizza everyday of my life. When I was in high school, every day after school I would walk home and on my way - I would stop at my favorite pizza shop and have a slice.But like I said - I ran across this and thought - man this sounds delicious!! Cheeseburger PieBy Anne ColemanThe holiday rush is on and before you rush off to

Verizon wireless Price change - unlimited talk

2010-01-19T16:52:00.000-08:00

Verizon has finally realized that despite the better service -money talks and bull walks.. well, in this case, the bad economy and hard times are more of a factor than better service.People have been moving to Boost and Metro pc [ even if it is crappy service ] mainly because of the price. Also { I presume } in response to Sprints attempt to desperately keep it's remaining customers from leaving

Children, computer virus and planning MURDER

2010-01-14T07:56:00.000-08:00

Children, computer virus and planning MURDERI wrote in my last post about my computer getting infected with a virus, now as I sit here at work with the only computer I have access to for internet – I am thinking of planning [ yes premeditated ] Murder.Normally I have all my files backed up – but hey it was Christmas, then new years – I have been busy so I didn’t back up or make copies of all the

children, computer virus and crash.....

2010-01-12T08:38:00.000-08:00

Children and computer virus – didn’t you listen!?!I am at work during my slow period of the day, writing this blog as a way of venting my frustration.I like most parents have virus protection, parental guide on my computer and warn my kid all the time. I don not let her search the net nilly willy with no supervision – but – yes [ but means forget what I just said…] my wife has other methods.Now I

Why is the Government watching me and you

2010-01-02T07:23:00.000-08:00

Why is the Government watching Me and youI openly oppose the government - by that I mean, oppose big government.I am not in favor of more and more government control. When I talk to people about my concerns about the government being too big, having too much control - I usually get that “he is crazy” look.Well, four months ago my name was part of the census program thingy. Every month for three

What do you give a football fan as birthday Gift - ACC championship seats !

2009-12-13T06:19:00.000-08:00

My son has become a big Football fan - he doen't care if it is college or nfl, he just likes football. So this year he has been counting down the days till christmas, his birthday and the ACC college Football championship game held in Tampa Bay stadium.Personally, I have been been to a game [ live ] - I prefer watching my games on TV where there are no lines to the bathroom, no drunks and I don't

Banned From McDonalds ??? Oh NO!!!!!

2009-11-29T15:15:00.000-08:00

As I did some of my Christmas shopping today - mostly for the wife [ took kids to get mom a gift ] I decided to forgo my doctors orders and eat at my favorite fast food place - [ say it with me ] "McDonalds.... just rolls of the tongue.... :)So, I went into McDonalds and as I stood in line waiting for 12 minutes as a single man argued with the manager about McDonalds charging him .30 cents extra

children facing a Socialist America

2009-11-26T07:09:00.000-08:00

Freedom - people think your nuts when you tell them that we're losing it. They think that it's great that government is getting bigger becuase government will take care of us [ that is the us that don't work, pay taxes and want to be given everything free paid by the so called rich ].The democrats [ 2009 ] are fighting over Health care reform ... Government messed medicare, abused social security

an Army of one 5 yr old

2009-11-20T06:30:00.000-08:00

Here I was dragged to the mall, not just any mall but the mall in the next county. Tired, disgusted and broke.... my wife decides to tell me while on our long trip home that we need to make a stop ??? For what? Oh to take some pictures of your son on a tank?what??? tank, pictures, why??I dressed him up and I have the camera, we might as well.No, not really, [ was what I was thinking....] but my

Am I dumb - A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU

2009-11-10T08:29:00.000-08:00

Oh Crap, this made me feel dumb, thanks for sharing Sandy...A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOUWhich way is the bus below traveling?To the left or to the right?Can't make up your mind?Look carefully at the picture again.Still don't know?Pre-schoolers all over the United Stateswere shown this picture asked the same question.90% of the pre-schooler's gave this answer.'The bus is traveling to the left.'When

Halloween - How to make a cake look like a Pumpkin [ not a recipe ]

2009-11-02T16:20:00.000-08:00

How to make a cake look like a Pumpkin !Oh, Halloween - the scariest day [ night ] of the year.In time past me and the ball and chain would have gone to universals Halloween horror nights, a stroll thru old town with all the whacko’s or simply watched a very scary movie [ and then got busy .... :) - did I say that out loud?] .But when you have children you have to temper your ways and make the

5 yr old already going steady ???? funny children dating

2009-10-28T09:53:00.000-07:00

Here I was, getting everything ready for school:* 5 yr old bathed and dressed [ checked ]* brushed his teeth [ checked ]* lunch for school ready [ checked ]* gold ring for girlfriend [checked - what ?????]That is right, I found a gold ring [ costume jewelry ] amongst my 5 year olds things as I was getting him ready to go to school. When I asked him about it - he smiled and slowly told me it was

When you thought I wasn't looking

2009-10-21T08:04:00.000-07:00

WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKINGA message every adult should read because childrenare watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang myfirst painting on the refrigerator, and I immediatelywanted to paint another one.When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed astray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kindto animals.When you thought I

Woman not stronger - men just stupid

2009-10-07T09:11:00.001-07:00

Woman not stronger - men just stupidI found a leak in the master bath [ sink ]. It wasn’t bad but enough to eventually do some damage. So I put a bucket under the sink and proceeded to make sure I knew exactly what was broken, what needed to be replace and of course don’t spend a lot of money [ if you remember my water heater experience - that was a mess ].So after figuring it all out [ I thought

Kids, more kids and no time

2009-09-07T09:35:00.000-07:00

Kids, more kids and no time.It’s been a while since my last post. Not because my life is boring but because it’s so consumed with the things that have to be done. School started so last more running around - books, taking them to school, homework, friends coming over to visit more darn home work. If that’s not enough - my wife decides to put my five year old son in flag football. Oh geez….Look I

New Water Heater at Home Depot... oh God help me...

2009-07-25T16:31:00.000-07:00

Replacing the Water Heater - funny story, don’t laughThe water heater went out and it needed replacing. Ofcourse, I was told that all that needed to be done was replace the heating elements on the water heater… no problem, sounds easy……Not !I bought the heating elements for the water heater - and found out it was the wrong kind.. Returned to home depot to get the right heating elements for my

Making money is not evil, being in debt and poor is evil..

2009-07-20T05:59:00.000-07:00

Making Money is not evil - being poor is evil...It’s a quote from a book I just finish reading : Cashflow Quadrant: Rich Dad Poor Dad.It’s an interesting read - I know I’ve read it twice and the reason why I bring up this topic “Making Money” is because of the economy. Really - I look at my kids and I wonder … have I wasted my life. Have I been so busy in the

4th July week end re-cap

2009-07-15T06:41:00.000-07:00

Sorry I'm late with my 4th of July antics - I wasn't sure if I should post it. It really was a wacky kind of time.To start with I had to work that Saturday - which was bad enough - but in the morning before I left for work - my wife calls me all franticly. Apparently my neighbor was sprawled across the ground in his driveway. First I thought he was dead - then possibly hurt - but no, he was drunk