Is Mom a Pole Dancer ??? always check homework

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Is Mom a Pole Dancer?
I got this in my email this morning - I think it's so funny - children I tell you. Mom explians child's Homework - always check your childs homework ....

VERY FUNNY !!!

funny children

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith

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