Marriage : You can lose it... JOKE

Ok, a bit on the adult side and a bit on the "Married with Children" [ Old TV show ] mentality. But any one that is or has been married should understand this joke. I personally find it funny becuase some how we believe it's normal for a relationship to change once you've been married a few years.
Wait: I didn't say relationship doesn't grow... I said change, like in I love chacolate before I was married and now I don't. Yeah, theirs the health, hormone and other physical issues.... But lets face it: there is only one reason any one gets married.... [ and for those who don't want to get married - hook up...]