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Special for Today - RAT meat .....yum...

For years I had a running joke with my friends. I could live on Chinese food and when people would jokingly say "Chinese food is made from Cat" I would laugh and say "have any pets....". Today, I think I may just have to reconsider how often I eat at my favorite Chinese restaurant. because they maybe serving up RAT???? Feb. 5 - A 58-year-old Taiwan eatery offers rat meat as winter tonics to welcome the Year of Rat. Rat meat, also eaten in China, became popular in rural Taiwan in the 1940s and 1950s among people who could not afford chicken or pork. Ho-la, a rural eatery at Taiwan's Chiayi county, serves 10 rat-themed dishes, including rat soup, black pepper-dipped and deep-fried rat. The diner goes through around 18 kg (40 lb) of rat meat per day. Christine Lu reports.

Office antics - Funny ending

I've always been a seriouse person at work. Especially in an office setting. But I've always wanted to do something crazy. Now I don't know if this is real or fake [staged] but the ending is funny. So I had to post it.

35 Euro to experience KGB interogation.

let me get this striaght - They escape opression, dictatorship and they want to pay $35 euros to experience a KGB interigation? Hey, even Euro Disney has to be better than this attraction. Who in thier right minds wants to visit this attraction - especially if you are old enough to remember the days and have experienced it yourself. as a teaching tool - I personally would rather read about it that to go through this fake attraction.....

Popular soap opera offends flieght attendants

Flight attendants in Thailand are up in arms about a popular soap opera which they say insults their profession. "War of Angels" features flight attendants committing adultery and getting involved in cat fights. Air crew say the programme is "insulting." They're so fed up they've delivered a petition to the government demanding the soap is dropped from the schedules. --------------------------- I wonder what that says about us [America] we have television that not only fictitiously portrays adulterers and liars and so forth but now were on a being of reality TV where we can watch shows like "Cheaters" real adulterers and shows that show women going on a date with five men or hey - what about Apprentice and Survivor - you can really see dirt fly there..... they think their offended. I'm offended to be called an American.

Whats wrong with this ad?

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Putting hillary aside, I decided to surf the net for something new, fresh, interesting and even funny. now while I searched I found an interesting ad online and I want you to tell me what you think is wrong with this ad? Yes, something is wrong - look closely.... Did you see it? Do you get it?

What I got for Christmas - A Butt whoppin !!

A traditional holiday fist-fight Dec. 27 - Peruvians dance and fight at a traditional festival designed to wipe the slate clean of personal problems. It starts with dancing and a religious processions on Christmas Day. But instead of exchanging gifts participants then trade blows. Lindsay Claiborn reports.

Is God a control freak?

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Is God a control freak? Are we the choices we make? Do bald people use shampoo? Are these really the questions we want answered? Are we willing to go to the unnamed and unidentified masses online to get seriouse answers? Or is this another cute way of getting to meet people online on one more interesting social site like myspace and facebook? I visted the site and it was interesting, and it may be fun - but i wouldn't put to much stock on the answers you may find. I personally like the discussion forums better than the "yes or No" question parts. But hey - it is a social site so it's suppose to be fun.......... and according to 73% of the people who answered the bald question - no they don't use shampoo......lol

Did you Know ....?

Did You Know..... Coca-Cola was originally green. ---------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ---------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work : Alaska ---------------------------------------- The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven : $6,400 ---------------------------------------- The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour : 61,000 --------------------------------------- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. ---------------------------------------- The first novel ever written on a typewriter : Tom Sawyer. -------------------------------------- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar ---------------------------------------- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ------------------------------

Eating from your toilet bowl ???

Is it me or do they have a fixation with the toilet Bowl? First came the toilet Bowl shaped house - now thier eating out of toilet bowls.......? Nov. 17 - A diner in the capital of Taiwan is attracting clients with toilet humour. The Modern Toilet diner is one of 12 eateries with a toilet theme scattered across the island of Taiwan. Daragh Burke reports.

Call the Paparazzi Off !!!

Camera’s have a weird effect on people- It doesn’t matter who you are someone always want you to take a photo or a picture. And boy does it take for ever for that right photo. Oh, and God forbid if that video gets on youtube [ call the Paparazzi ]….

1,500 pound Pumkin smashes Bus ?

It’s no wonder other countries think we’re crazy. Half the world including our own country has parts full of starving people - but here in California we have nothing better to do with a 1,500 pound Pumpkin, except smash a school bus with it. Yes you heard me correctly - smash a Bus. It’s amazing, what lengths we will go to waste here it America. But oddly enough, I am kind of amazed that the pumpkin did smash that bus ????

I need a secret Hug ??

Personally, I don’t like all the huggy huggy thing. I personally reserve hugs for family and special friends. I would also like to add that I would prefer that my daughter stay at least fifteen “Hundred” feet away from boys. But this is ridiculous - to ban hugs??? I thought it was funny at first till I read in the news paper that it wasn’t only this school in Fossil hill that banned hugging in school. From Bend, Ore., to Oak Park, ill., to Des Moines, Iowa, to Orlando Florida schools are banning hugs. And the excuse - that it causes congestion in the hall ways - well, tell the kids to move along and not be late but banning hugs??? Hey, I personally would prefer my little girl would never hug a boy and never marry till I was dead - but that’s not going to stop her.. Some believe this ban is due to fear of sexual harassment or worst - sexual activity. Give me a break - first, teach your child correctly and hope they do the right thing. Second, like it or not if they want to “do it” they

What - pay tribute to Fidel Castro ????

Maybe I'm losing my mind, or the world has gone mad, but why would anyone want to pay tribute to Fidel Castro. In fact, why would any free citizen would want to pay tribute to any dictator? Hey, while we're at it, lets praise all the dictators of the world and see if the people they oppressed, totured and murdered would like it. I'm sure if this tourist was forced to live in cuba for a few years, his desire to give tribute would fade away to hate.... retard.....

Make baby - Win a Car!

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I know children are important. They are our future... We even have a famous song written how they are our future and we should protect them - ask Michael Jackson.... And I don't want to sound serious because the story really sounds silly to me, but with all the millions of babies we abort, Parents kill, murders take away from us - It's no wonder we're in such desperate need that Countries have to make these kinds of "incentive offers"..... _____________________________________________________ (AP) Make a baby. Win a car. Don't be surprised if the streets are empty and curtains drawn in this central Russian region Wednesday as residents take up an offer by the regional governor to help stem Russia's demographic crisis. Ulyanovsk Gov. Sergei Morozov has decreed Sept. 12 a Day of Conception and is giving couples time off from work to procreate. Couples who give birth nine months later on Russia's national day - June 12 - receive money, cars, refrigerators

Serious case of foot fetish

I’ve been robbed several times in my life, and it was part of life because I lived in NY in one of the worst neighborhood around. In all the years I live in New York I was scared of being robbed, mugged, held up, beat up, and so forth ……. But not once did I ever think that a criminal would stop to lick my feet? Yes, lick my feet……… But apparently - I guess if you live long enough your bound to see anything and every thing. This crook apparently had such a bad foot fetish that he just had to stop in a middle of his crime - to lick this ladies feet. Oh please take my wallet and by the way, I didn’t wash my feet today…….

Funny Animal Story - comic

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I use to have a video from revver [ a video site ] about an exploding chair gag. Since revver closed down I had to revise this page so how about this: