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Curse you YMCA - I hate you!

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Curse you YMCA - I hate you! I could no longer avoid it, Iā€™ve been telling my wife I had to work - so it made it easy to get out of going with her. Well, today was the day I could no longer say no. I simply had no excuse, off work for the week end, no plans or side work that needed to be doneā€¦ā€¦ Ok honey I will go with you to the YMCA and work out with youā€¦.. ??? No, I am not a lazy slob or a husband that doesnā€™t want to spend time with his wife - itā€™s that I am not into all the ā€œexerciseā€ thing and really - I do hate the sunā€¦. I live in Florida and most activities here deal with being outside and being under the sunā€¦ can you say ā€œcrispy crunchyā€ sun burn. So, Saturday morning my wife woke me up early and said the most terrible words Iā€™ve ever heard - ā€œlets go work outā€ ā€¦.. What, this early in the morning! I have to say though, as hard as it was dragging my sleepy butt across town to work out on all those machines of torture wasnā€™t so bad as I thought - I even felt good enough to go and...

Dad I hate 3D movies - no don't want to see Prince of Persia

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Oh my God, things are getting weird around here. It's summer time and my baby girl is in New York and all I have is my little boy for the summer. I'm trying to do my best at finding the money and time to make his summer a fun time. Or atleast, I'm trying to make it that he has a memorable summer so he doesn't feel like his sister had a better time than he did. So why am I just finding out that my son hates 3D movies. No I'm not kidding - he really hates 3D movies. I thought he was kidding when he would tell me he wanted to see a movie that just came out but would always say "I want to see that dad, unless it's 3D...." I never took him seriously until this last Saturday. Oh my what a scene. He has been talking about wanting to see the movie "Prince of Persia" - yeah not your typical child movie but he was all stoke about. Until we showed up at the movie theater and he didn't want to go in - he started crying and pouting, he was so scared a...

Children do strang things to You - Help Me !!!!

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It's been a while seen my last confession - oops, I mean post. I've sort of been busy working [ trying to make up the money I spent on my camping vacation ]. I have also been playing with the kids and yes - loosing my manhood....... I Have a confession? You know, I would do anything for my kids.... anything! That is just a given, I believe most Parents would, but in my attempt to help my duaghter learn about money, how to earn it, manage it and start her own business - I learned I have a creative and [ dare I say ] feminine side to me .... Lol... Yes, I helped my duaghter start her own Jewelry Business [ look honey I spelled "Jewlery" right ... oops ]. And by doing so found that hey, I have sort of have a flare for this [ wow sounds way to girlie ] - I mean a nack for this. It started with me just helping her build her hobby into a business, then helping her fine tune her skills and then just helping her where ever I could - until I actually started creating pieces an...

Camping Pictures from Kelly Park, Florida

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Well, finally got around to developing all the hundreds of camping pictures we took - well, my wife developed them, I just paid for it. Man there were a lot of camping pictures........ can you say expensive! But here goes... if you like camping, enjoy the pics. If your thinking of going camping - I say go for it. Camping is the best way to vacation and spend quality time with your family. A Pictures is a thousand words - here they are.. Nice, and cold slow river well, we are in the wild enjoying nature calm just before they almost drown in the river almost 2 weeks living in that ?? camping is not camping without a bike hey, who said you can have fun one of those stagged pic opps my wife loves years of evolution and I still have trouble making a fire I have about 200 pictures from camping, I'd show them all but it's just to much darn work. Hope you enjoyed the pics and yes, the camping site was great - ever want to try it - it's kelly Park in Florida.

Robin Williams has outdone himself.

This ia so cool - I love America! Robin Williams portrays the American flag. Robin Williams has outdone himself.

Funny - PC support call

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Caller : Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What is wrong with it? Caller : Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you idiot! Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?... I will send a picture. Scroll down.

Kelly Park Apopka florida - Camping 2010

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Camping, it's the best family bonding experience! This years Florida Camping vacation was filled with thrills, fun and even life threatening danger - that's right, if you thought camping was a dull experience - hey, we proved you wrong. This year we went Camping, the family - we left the dog behind [ yea ! ] and we packed up all our gear and we hit the road. When we got there I was worried about the weather - and yes it rained like no tomorrow the first night and the next day - I thought my tent was going to float away. But after surviving the torrential down pour the sun came out and the fun began. As always the family saw nature - a bit too close for my taste. The squirrels were everywhere and the raccoons kept coming around at all hours of the night every night [ but we learned by this time how to store our food and keep it away from their reach ]. The river was freezing cold - I mean cold - my nieces lips were blue but that didn't stop her from going into the water or e...

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