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Blonde Joke... [ another funnny joke ]

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his pretty blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went.... As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.... Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’.”

Funny - Don't go outside and enjoy nature !

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Don't just sit around the house... Get out and enjoy nature. Aw look at the pretty birds Honey.....

Funny Scary Football teeth - OMG!!!!!

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OH My God! This is what happens when kids play sports..... No, just kidding. Apparently my son wants to break the tooth fairy bank, he can't loose one tooth at a time - he has to loose them one right after the other. The latest tooth to fall out was during flag football practice. His teeth protection guard apparently was loosening his loose tooth even more and he gave me a scare when he ran over to me with a bloody tooth. Ofcourse he was too chicken to let me pull it out, so what did he do? He yanked it out himself.... don't know if I should be proud or scared? But I did take some wonderful pictures! This picture should go up on my wall for all to see.

FUN holiday recipes - YUM

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Holidays are here again. Try out these wonderful treats and recipes! Like it or not we like to eat [ i do ] why not make it fun for the family. Animal cup cake recipe potato mice fun recipe banana bites chocolate recipe apple & chicken curry recipe multi colored meringues peanut butter bears cheeseburger pizza pie how to make cake look like pumpkin

bathroom joke comic and life

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Life can be so cruel. House full of people and all you want is some privacy - you know. Come on, atleast when your in the bathroom. For godness sake can't a man have some peace when he is on his thrown.....LOL

Oh I am lost

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Verizon Wireless changes "Employee Discount" Program

Here is something interesting and tricky. Verizon Wireless is changing or has already changed it's employee discount program. In my opinion, what they have done is basically forced people's hands to sign up for thier website and sign up for "paperless" billing. Here are the detials: Verizon basically keeps the same agreement with your employer as far as discount goes. But, if you have not signed up to "myverizon" or if have not signed up for "paperless" billing you will lose 3% of your "Employee Discount". So if you want to keep your full discount, you have to sign up for the above mentioned requirements. Not a big deal for most, except that they have not gone out of thier way to "announce" or advertise this change and are waiting for customers to realize the change [ meaning bill will be higher ] and are giving thier sales reps a script to feed to customers who walking complianing about the change and loss of 3% savings. So ple...

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