Funning kids joke - Pooping is relaxing

OK I do this every once and awhile on Facebook because life is strange and some of the conversations that happen in my house, well, are odd, strange and downright hilarious. But yes, like I said, I do it on Facebook because it’s an interesting way to share my funny personal life without feeling like I am sharing too much.

So I am going to try it here with you. Here we go.

Mom: Son go take a bath.
Son: Why? I just want to sit here next to you.
Mom: Son, I said “go take a bath” now!
Dad: Do what Mommy said.
Son: OK, OK you don’t have to scream…
Mom and Dad look at each other wondering – who was screaming?
Son goes into the bathroom – five minutes pass and Mom and Dad notice that there is no sound of running water.
Mom: son what are you doing?
Son: I am pooping.
Mom: What is taking you so long?
Son: Because pooping is relaxing….
Mom looks at Dad: What did he just say?
Dad: I think he said that popping is relaxing (then Dad laughs out loud).

Tell me you got it. Tell you you laughed out loud, rolled around on the floor almost busting your gut, because I sure did. It is simply and utterly amazing what will come out of a child's mouth - what are they thinking. It was a surprise, a shock and a side splitting gut buster. It still makes me laugh as I think about it.