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Funny - Barbie found in my Fridge ? could die from cold...

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Funny - Barbie found in fridge. Start of an interesting morning. OK, who wakes up in the morning with only one thing on their mind [ need a cup of coffee now ] and is confronted with a Barbie doll in the fridge? Apparently I am the only one to have this happen to them? Really, I knew my wife was making a wonderful decorative birthday cake for my lovely niece, Aaliyah. The cake, this I knew. What I did not know, what I did not expect at seven in the morning after a late night TV binge, that as I opened the fridge door to get milk for my desperately much needed cup of coffee - was to find Barbie staring back at me. It was traumatic, it really was. Those cold blue eyes, glazed lifeless look and oh so creepy smile? She was in the cake, the cake was wrapped in plastic and she had her hands up like as if she was reaching for me... Disturbing. Of course, after my initial shock, I couldn't help but laugh as I thought - Man this would make a great blog. I normally write blogs about the dec...

Fun Get-away indoor water park fl coco keys

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A fun get away week-end At Water-park hotel Coco Keys Summer fun week-end trip to coco keys in-door water park - Florida’s best and possibly only indoor water park. That’s right - I took the family on a week end get away and I even took my niece “Aaliya”, hope I spelled her name right, with us. (* read about her scare below) It was great, personally I love Coco Keys hotel water resort. It has an indoor water park - YOU CAN’T BEAT THAT! At least from my point of view. Like I’ve said before, me an the hot cancer causing sun are not friends. My wife may life sitting in the sun baking herself into a nice brown golden {possible cancer causing ] tan - me, I avoid it if I can. After all, he needs to suffer the after effects, like my wife, with the sun burn, the peeling and all that discomfort. But I like Coco Keys for several other reasons: The price of the room includes the water park tickets. They have three water park sections [ of which two are under shade ]. They three sections are slit ...

Homemade Hamburgers - fun mini Burgers

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Homemade Hamburgers - fun mini Burgers Ok, you saw my wonderful post about the best Hamburger ever, and now I have the "Homemade Hamburgers" fun mini blog post. Ok, I am stuck on burgers! It was Saturday morning and I decided to have a fun filled day with the family. What says more fun, or can create a happy fun fill atmosphere than - yes, FOOD. I figured with all my free time, 5 weeks of free vacation time, that I should spend some extra time with the family having fun. After all, I have so much to spare [ unlike my wife who has to work.... I quietly giggle deep down inside ]. So Friday I did some grocery shopping - and decided I, no we, were going to make mini hamburgers. Yeah, let’s get the grill, stoke the fire and get a cooking people. I had seen several blogs about friends and family coming together to cook. They are all in the kitchen working together to make a wonderful meal. I wanted that. That's right, I wanted to get together with no distractions, no hassles, ...

Best Burger in Village Inn – hungry for meat!

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Best Burger in Village Inn – hungry for meat! I don’t know if it was the “Best Burger” I ever had because it was, or because I was hankering for a slab of juicy all beef meat. At any rate it was the best burger I’ve had at village Inn in a while. Then again, it’s been a long time, since I enjoyed a real large all you can eat forget the calories, cholesterol and fat burger in a while. All I know is – I started my 5 week vacation, yes I said 5 weeks and I was going to celebrate. The funny thing about enjoying the “best Burger” ever as you can see – I took lovely pictures – I even made my wife take pictures of me enjoying my delicious burger. But like I said – it was funny because while we’re taking pictures of this massive burger – the manager seems to run on over and tells us not to forget “#villageInn” – what? My daughter had to explain to her usually tech savvy dad that this was a way of “tagging” pictures on facebook. Oh, I thought he was referring to twitter – no she said “you do...

More funny pictures, images of children

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More funny, silly pictures & images of children Please don't be offended - it's all in fun. Live laugh and avoid any cameras you see.... LOL. Just look at that scared funny face.... Mom, do something come'on.... Well it may sound funny and strange - but your never too young to worry about your health..... You go man lift those weights, give me three sets of 10. Feel da burn man, feel it.. You have to be kidding right, this one is obvious - "GOT MILK"? Keep your Ipad, Ipod and your Face Book - we're too busy living.... Sometimes we are so busy being busy that we forget to stop and smell the roses. We forget to laugh, to enjoy the short life we have, the simple pleasures in life. I hope you took this moment [ and blog post... ] to do just that. Crack a smile, let it out and luagh at that picture.... that was funny and you know it.

Extreme Fishing - forget Monster Fish

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Extreme Fishing - forget Monster Fish When you hear the words "Extreme Fishing" you usually think about a few things: 1- Monster fish / giant huge fish. 2- Hot girl [women] with huge or large exotic fish [ if your a guy ]. 3- Exotic large fish you never dreamed existed - monster or prehistoric fish. But as I pondered trying what I call real fishing, you know that latent desire to catch that elusive Moby dick. Uhm, I mean really huge fish like an Alaskan Halibut or something wild like that huge bluefin . As I did some research I ran into some interesting truly extreme fishing. These people take their fishing serious - extremely serious, so much so that they do what is ever possible to make that great catch. Here are some of the extreme fishing I found and honestly - will never think of trying. One of the most iconic scenes your bound to see in Sri Lanka is stilt fishing. They spend hours sitting on a thin plank, hoping to catch one or two fish about 5 cm-long,...

Funny short joke Heaven or Hell? Politically incorrect

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Funny short joke - Heaven or Hell? It may be politically incorrect but it is funny. We have a funny wierd sense of doing the stupidest thing simply becuase our leaders, elders, mentors and the like - told us too. My father in law told me about how one day he walked into a chinesse resturant and he asked for a meal and then asked how large was the dish [ he didn't want to over eat ] and the owner came running from the back complaining that the dish was fine and told him to sit down. Without thinking he just simply followed the guys instructions without a second thought. Then after a few minutes he realized what happened and he was upset with himself becuase he just followed the guys orders without thinking. He was disgusted with himself that he let the guy tell him what to do and he quitely took it. He said "I am the customer and I let him tell me what to do..?" I have to admit, I've been there before.... I find myself wondering "Why did I blindly follow what I wa...

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