Save me from my Bored children

Help, summer too long - kids are running out of things to do. dad needs help - call "rescue parents" quickly. He might not survive...

It's amazing isn't - just because your their parent they expect you to keep them occupied and happy. What, when I was growing up all I had was the television set [ only 12 channels provided not the 150 channels kids get today ] and my brothers and sisters - which meant a lot of fighting...

But my kids, no they want me to be active, play with them, keep them entertained - Somebody save me....