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Why men are never depressed

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Whats wrong with this ad?

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Putting hillary aside, I decided to surf the net for something new, fresh, interesting and even funny. now while I searched I found an interesting ad online and I want you to tell me what you think is wrong with this ad? Yes, something is wrong - look closely.... Did you see it? Do you get it?

Hillary wins with TEARS ... ???

I don't know which is worst - the fact that Hillary may have mustered support by shedding tears and appearing weak. Which is contrary to everything she stands for [ I never saw any of the male candidates like McCain that were believed to be "hopeless" start to cry ?] Or, that the polls were wrong all day long! It makes me wonder - are we going to be faced with another "voting count scandal" and lawsuits because the polls can't get it right. If you thought the opposition was bad when they thought that Bush stole the white House. Just wait if Hillary wins with suspicion of fraud - all hell will break loose. Oh, and for those that voted for Hillary over her tears....send me some money, trust me, I'm shedding tears right now..........

Hillary breaks - do you want a president that cries when thier losing?

Is Hillary Clinton playing the Female card already? falling behind Boraka Obama in the primaries, strong Hillary now plays the sex card.... The oh look at me I'm hurt, weak, and the ever so popular - Quote: "We make two steps forward in this country and some people want to make us go five steps back". I think she is referring to the first ever woman President hope. Which to me is a definite play on sexism [ that because she is a woman people don't vote for her]. I don't know about you but other countries and especially the terrorist wont fall for that "oh be gentle I'm a woman crap"... Especially since her stance has been, look at me I'm as strong if not stronger than most men. It's a little to late to play the sympathy card and wrong profession to cry foul about people being unfair to woman. If you were a woman would you want a strong President even if it were a woman? I wouldn't vote for Hillary based on passed lies and history - but ev

What I got for Christmas - A Butt whoppin !!

A traditional holiday fist-fight Dec. 27 - Peruvians dance and fight at a traditional festival designed to wipe the slate clean of personal problems. It starts with dancing and a religious processions on Christmas Day. But instead of exchanging gifts participants then trade blows. Lindsay Claiborn reports.

Wasting your time twirling pen??

When I was growing up, all I ever heard was - “work hard, don’t waste your time on trivial things and you will be a success”…. As a nation we here our American education system is shot and that the Japanese have students who have no summers off and work long school days. This is why America is falling behind…….. Now I find out that video games could have made me a millionaire. That silly computer “nerdy” tech stuff could have made me the next bill gates. I also know that the Japanese culture plays more video games, online fantasy games and spends a lot of time trivial things - like perfecting the “art “ of twirling pens in their hands. I guess we were wrong…… Maybe I’ve learned one thing over the years of my life - I will never tell my children that something it too trivial or useless. It just may be the next big thing and they will be the next bill gates or Myspace, or who knows - millionaire champion pen twirler…………………

Tis the season to be teasered?

Don't get me wrong but this season seems to be a bit more rough on me than previouse one's. I personally witness a store clerk get malled as he tried to bring in some Wii nintendo units to place on the shelf. When some one is almost trampled becuase a couple of parents need that oh so wanted gift - maybe everyone should carry a stun gun? But give me a break - even if the woman in the video below was irate and a bit out of control [ maybe - hard to tell on video ] - I still don't believe that she should have been stunned. I'm starting to think this is getting out of control here. I always get that stupid alarm ring from the security buzzered becuase the register girl didn't decoded it right - am I going to get tased one day becuase that alarm went off and a security guard will find it easier to tase me than to confront me?