What you think does matter

Ok, it has been awhile but this one was way to good - it is time for a real funny blonde joke. And by "REAL" I mean real. Not a joke but something that truely happened that happened to be funny and invovled a blonde. No, I can not verify her blondeness since it was sort of a bleached blonde kind of color - but she acted like a blonde. Here we go: I am working at the Mall for the black friday and christmas season and I am sitting in this kiosk just watching people go by. The mall is not bussy and there is not much to do, so I am just watching people to kill the time. I noticed that this one older blonde has passed by my kiosk several times. She seemed to be looking for something and she is looking at all the stores intensly. So about the fifth time around she stops to scratch her head [ thinking I guess ]. So to be helpful and to break the boredom I asked if I could help. She smiles and says - this sounds stupid but I've been trying to find linda's nail Salon. I smile

Happy Holidays - wait, which one is it again???? Oh, it's Thanksgiving !!! Happy Turkey Day. I created this video for my son, for the kids at my school and for you. I hope you enjoy it, please feel free to comment, share with friends and family. By all means please facebook, tweet, Digg and do all the Social network things... Thank you.

Welcome all Mad Scientist..... Ok, the only mad person was me. I am pretty sure some of our school guest must of thought I was a bit crazy as I went around like a mad paparazzi photographer taking as many pictures as I could. Oh, did I mentioned that I would forget to ask if it was ok to take a pic.. After the shutter went click.. "oh, sorry - is it ok to take your photo?" You should have seen me, looking for all the right angles, sneaking up on people to get just the right picture... I was good. All in all, the School Science night was fun, atleast for me. The funniest thing of the whole night was this one older gentlemen who for some reason or another would not let me take his picture. There he is with his child looking at this wonderful science project and I asked "hey guys let me take your picture?" So the kids pose and he steps back a bit. So I step back to get him in the shot and wait - he steps back again to get out of the shot. I even asked him to get in the

What are men really thinking? You have to admit, the age old question has gone unanswered for a very long time. But today I let all women around the world, or at least those who read this blog “What men really think about”? You’ve heard it before - Men are from mars and Women are from Venus. But the truth is that what men are thinking about can be summed up into three categories. The first one is: physical, you know it I know it - do I have to spell it out. The second is: food, that is another given, full stomach makes and keeps a man happy. Why you think men love women who can cook…. The third is the one that has been kept secret from women by their significant others, boyfriend and husband. That secret will now be revealed to all of you today. To soften the blow I will share it with you in the form of a musing cartoon. So now you know. The truth is out. What your boyfriend, Man, Husband is thinking when he has a smile on his face, and when you ask him, why he says: “Oh, I’m

Another apocalyptic "end of the world" zombie disaster comic. But let's face it, a man and his true love should not be separated. After watching another great episode of the AMC Television Show “ The Walking Dead “ I had this epiphany . A man and his true love should never be separated. I know for me, if the world came to any end, be it zombies or other crazy event – I cannot live without my cups of coffee. That is correct – cups, not one or two but several cups throughout my day. I cannot imagine a life wife coffee. Look, do not judge me or mock me – we all have vices. We all have our daily fixes, needs, hit, that we have to have. Me it’s coffee, for you it could be MTV? But in the end, we need something to make this life simpler, easier, nicer. Ok, so you were expecting the cartoon to say he couldn’t live without his wife – but it would be funny if you expect it. Now the donuts, that makes you smile – even laugh. Why, because deep down inside we all know that

Yes, that's right! I thought it and I made a cartoon about it. But it's not what you think... Get my explination below. I love the AMC T.V. show “The Walking Dead” and my wife has always been a fan of Zombie movies. As we watched “The Walking Dead” the question came up - “Would you be able to kill me if I turned into a Zombie?“ So it sounds cruel that I would think that if the world went to pot and we lived in an Apocalyptic end of the world event where Zombies roamed the earth.... “That I would kill my wife“. Let me explain: The reason I thought this, and trust me - she asked and I did think it. But, my reasoning is this: In every Zombie movie you have these characters that end up bringing death to the rest of the group because they just do not listen or think. You know, the Zombies are out there so lets walk around without any concern, leave doors open or worst - do something stupid like attract the killer Zombies to us when they were just told to shut up and stay s

Ok, a bit on the adult side and a bit on the "Married with Children" [ Old TV show ] mentality. But any one that is or has been married should understand this joke. I personally find it funny becuase some how we believe it's normal for a relationship to change once you've been married a few years. Wait: I didn't say relationship doesn't grow... I said change, like in I love chacolate before I was married and now I don't. Yeah, theirs the health, hormone and other physical issues.... But lets face it: there is only one reason any one gets married.... [ and for those who don't want to get married - hook up...]